Clothing | Products of the Static Age

Glamour – Cyber Face Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

Rookieallen — Fri, 28 Mar 2025 12:32:13 +0000

This thick cotton t-shirt makes for a go-to wardrobe staple! It’s comfortable, soft, and its tubular construction means it’s less fitted.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
– Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh, or the Dominican Republic
– Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh, or the Dominican Republic
– Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Haiti, or Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Items in heather colors (except Heather Grey) release plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

MAXmillion 888 – Unisex Sweatshirt

Rookieallen — Thu, 20 Feb 2025 09:24:01 +0000

Each unique, all-over printed sweatshirt is precision-cut and hand-sewn to achieve the best possible look and bring out the intricate design. What’s more, the durable fabric with a cotton-feel face and soft brushed fleece inside means that this sweatshirt is bound to become your favorite for a long time.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Blank components sourced from China

MAXmillion888 T-shirt

Rookieallen — Thu, 20 Feb 2025 08:03:22 +0000

Get to know your new favorite tee—it’s super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won’t fade after washing.

– Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
– Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
– Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
– Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
– Premium knit mid-weight jersey
– Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
– Regular fit
– Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
– Blank product components in the US sourced from the US

Sun Set Code 888 – Men’s t-shirt

Rookieallen — Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:29:08 +0000

Get to know your new favorite tee—it’s super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won’t fade after washing.

7h3 G0dd355 – Men’s t-shirt

Rookieallen — Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:07:56 +0000

Get to know your new favorite tee—it’s super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won’t fade after washing.

MIRRORS ARE GOVERNMENT CAMERAS – Face Tee – Men’s t-shirt

Rookieallen — Wed, 19 Feb 2025 05:01:07 +0000

Billy Berserk – Unisex Logo T-Shirt

Rookieallen — Tue, 21 Jan 2020 03:43:38 +0000

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

POTSA – Unisex Black Sweatshirt

Rookieallen — Tue, 21 Jan 2020 03:12:09 +0000

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

POTSA – Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Rookieallen — Tue, 21 Jan 2020 03:07:59 +0000

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton*
• 32 singles
• Retail fit
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2” ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed

*Athletic Heather contains 90% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 10% polyester

The Ghost Computer!! – F’N Goddess – Men’s T-shirt

Rookieallen — Sat, 18 Jan 2020 07:01:12 +0000

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Regular fit
• Model is 182cm/6 feet tall and wearing size M